~7-27-04~ Things I hate about you

well i am bored, so i thought for fun i would "play" along with the show, things i hate about you.

i still soooooooooooo want to go on this show.  if they gave away better prizes, or money, i would definitely sign up, cause i know i could win in a second.

first what the wife hates about the husband.  he is nit picky about his car.  doesn't like her eating in it, leaving crumbs and rings everywhere.  doesn't like her putting her feet all up on the dash and what not.  well who would want that?!?!?!?  i totally agree with the husband!!!!  bob used to drive my car and it would be trashed in a day.  i hated that sooooo bad!!!  so i don't think the husband is in the wrong here.  plus the broad totally gets on my nerves!!  then she takes his car to the paint ball range and has his car totally covered in paint.  i actually got pissed for the guy, she also totaled the inside with chips and ice cream.  her point was that "it can be cleaned".  so the fuck what.  the point is, is that it is his car and he like is neat, bitch!!!!  i rate this a 1.

what the husband doesn't like about the wife.  she is picky about her food.  well at first i didn't see the problem, cause i am super picky about my food, and everyone hates ordering for me.  but this broad is a freak!!!!  all she ever gets is salad, tuna or chicken.  well about that who cares?!  if that is what you like, that is what you like.  BUT she then pulls about 100 packets of splenda* out of her purse and pours it on almost everything she eats!!!!!  she puts it on her salad!  she poured it over peppers.  UGH!  well to each their own i guess.  in this round the husband wins, but i think they are both stupid things to "hate" about each other.  i rate this a 10.

*note one of my first entries on my journal was about how awful splenda is.  i hate it!!!!

well the judges went with........21 (from 3 judges) against the husband........25 against the wife.

next round.  the guy thinks he is a no-it-all at cooking.  i guess he is a no-it-all at everything.  normally this wouldn't bother me, cause in my world, this is me.  but the difference between the two of us, is that this guy doesn't know what he is talking about.  he is usually wrong!  i, not to sound snobish, am always right, at least 99% of the time.  that is one of my gripes about bob.  i will tell him something and he will argue with me, or not listen to me, and i am always right!  i mean you think he would know that by now.  i mean i wouldn't even open my mouth and say anything if i didn't know for a fact that i was right.  here, i don't really mean like trivia like stuff, but more like don't do that or your gonna drop it, or don't do that you are gonna hurt yourself....stuff like that!  he doesn't listen, he ends up breakings something or getting hurt!  pisses me off!!!!!  anyways back to the show.......i guess that would get on my nerves, just because the guy indeed does NOT know what he is talking about and will sit there and argue, and pull shit out of his ass (but the broad really doesn't either, so why are they arguing?!?!?!!)  so i give him about a 9.

his gripe......she is always on the phone.  well for me this would be annoying is cause i cannot stand her voice!!!!!!!  so i would hate to hear her talk period!!!!  normally i wouldn't mind this either, cause i talk to molly forever, BUT her husband is there the whole time!  she sits there and talks on the phone all night, and not to her husband!  i am very rarely on the phone when bob is home, especially for longer than 10-15 minutes.  this broad gets up in the 45 min plus.  i think i would give her a 9 on this as well.

the judges.........21 against the husband..........27 against the wife

commercial......i wish i would have done this last week, it is pretty entertaining (for ME at least).

last round........

she thinks herhusband is gross.  ok, he is wretching...picking his nose and wipes it wherever he is at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  then he picks his feet........ok, i totally think she wins this one!!!!!  he is FOUL!!!!  if i could give him a higher number here i definitely would, so he for sure gets a 10!!!!

he complains that she lies.  about shopping.    she buys the same shirt in numerous colors.  well....so what?!?!  but then she goes and hides her clothes at other peoples houses.  WOW....and she buys jimmy choo's.  aren't those expensive?!  then she wears them (clothes and shoes) like once and that is it.  so to me it doesn't really go to shopping, it is the spending all that damn money.  that would drive me insane.  another of MY complaints against hubby!!  so that gets about a 10 from me too!!!! 

wow, these 2 are almost made for each other.  they are both annoying!!!!  glad i am not with either of them!  on to the judges....

commercial........they just showed a commercial for the show i watched, showbiz mom and dads.  it looked new.  i thought the damn show was over!!!  so now i have to remember to watch it tomorrow night.  i'll check out bravo's site and see.  that was another disturbing show!!  some people are just so totally WHACKED!!!!

back to the show.  so far rob is winning 42 to 52.   round 3, 26 for hubby's gross!!  29 for the wife's a liar!  to it is 68 for hubby, 81 for the wife.  now they have a stupid bonus round.  they both get to pick a round and they score they got for that is tripled, stupid!!

is she wins then the hubby can't say anything for a whole day while they are in the car.  if the hubby wins then she has to give an outfit to charity.  oooohhhhhhh

he picked round 3 to triple, and she picked the car thing from round 1.  the total scores ROB:110 -JENNETTE:139.  so jennette is more annoying, so rob wins, delux detailing for all 3 of his cars....woo-hoo!!!  see what i mean about better prizes!!!!  for the record, the hubby just packed 3 trash bags full of clothes and took them to a thrift store!!  now they are expecting!!  good lord!!!!

aren't you all happy we had this time together!!  kisses and hugs!!!